Tomorrow, I'm going to try a bare leg and be all Alexa Chung about life.
In the department store, you had a wide selection of options, just like greeting cards.
And the skin flakes handily show up on my black tights so you can all get a good look! My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas.
By 3am though, Mila had left and only a hardcore group of revellers remained, led by Bradley Cooper and Steve Buscemi.
When it went beyond the limits and the abuses grew worse, we decided to act.
I was introduced to hosiery complete with a garter belt to secure the stockings.
The good news is that the fashion forecast calls for heels that minimize the negatives.