I had to go pretty badly, and I walked right into the bathroom as Emily's older sister was just getting out of the shower! If fathers really are passing the secret knowledge of turning yourself into a gurgling water fountain down to their sons, is there any point to it other than being gross and asserting some kind of feral masculinity? But for those in the know, it's clear why it shouldn't be snubbed — and now science is here to back that up.
Researchers polled 1,055 women with clitorises ages 18 to 94, asking them about sexual pleasure, orgasm, and genital touching.
Certainly not the boys who are shooting their urine into their own mouths, smelling and tasting the asparagus they had for dinner.